Story Tell Whoever Buys It That the Posts Are Under the Rockery
Part five of five. They did not become friends. It is important to be honest about that, because the version where they do is not what happened.
Neighbour Drama
Original fiction. Nothing escalates quite like a boundary dispute between two otherwise reasonable people.
Story More like this
Story She Found Four Concrete Post Bases Still in the Ground
Part four of five. The surveyor took an afternoon in both gardens and a morning at the land registry, and produced fourteen pages Colin read six times.
Story It Is Like Living Next Door to a War You Are Not In
Part three of five. What the Wednesday arrangement actually was, and the year Colin decided to sell.
Story Nine Years, Four Solicitors, and a Folder on His Computer Called VAN
Part two of five. A hedge planted with intent, a shed eight centimetres from the line, and two hundred and twelve photographs of a parked vehicle.
Story He Knocked, the First Time. That Matters, Because of How It Was Described Later.
Part one of five. After the storm, the new fence went back up eleven centimetres out. Colin measured it, then went round with a tea towel still on the go next door.